Pick Your Reason

[NickyK]

Pick Your Reason

When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, other
than they didn't like "W", give them this list. They can then pick a
reason.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.

8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.

4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
democrats see fit.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.

1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

[trogdor]

Post by NickyK
Pick Your Reason
When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, other
than they didn't like "W", give them this list. They can then pick a
reason.

Liberalism Exposed: Beyond the Elitist, Preening America-Hating Stereotypes

http://www.pjtv.com/video/Klavan_on_Culture/Liberalism_Exposed%3A_Beyond_the_Elitist%2C_Preening_America-Hating_Stereotypes/3155/

[Mickey]

Post by trogdor
Liberalism Exposed: Beyond the Elitist, Preening America-Hating Stereotypes
http://www.pjtv.com/video/Klavan_on_Culture/Liberalism_Exposed%3A_Beyond_the_Elitist%2C_Preening_America-Hating_Stereotypes/3155/

I love these lines:

"Liberals believe black people must be treated differently than white
people because they've suffered so terribly at the hands of those
who.... treated them differently than white people."

"Liberals believe that conservatives are fascist, racist, tea-bagging
pigs, and that our nation's political discourse needs to be more
civil."

"Liberals are absolutely certain that corporations are inherently
corrupt, a threat to our freedom and a drain on our way of life,
because they read this in the New York Times... on their IPads... in
Starbucks."

[TBombadil]

Crossposting troll.

[Jimmy Muraco]

Post by TBombadil
Crossposting troll.

Does this mean that he posts like a lady?

[Tom S.]

Post by Jimmy Muraco

Post by TBombadil
Crossposting troll.

Does this mean that he posts like a lady?

Mixed sex organs?

[Paul M. Cook]

Post by NickyK
Pick Your Reason
When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, other
than they didn't like "W", give them this list. They can then pick a
reason.

You have friends?

[Jim]

Actually the only reason a democrat is ever elected
is because of the republicans.

Post by NickyK
Pick Your Reason
When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, other
than they didn't like "W", give them this list. They can then pick a
reason.
10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

[Clint]

OH that was sweeeeet.

Going to copy that list.

Clint
--
I'm sick and tired of people who say that
if you debate and disagree with this
administration, somehow you're not
patriotic. We need to stand up and say
we're Americans, and we have the right
to debate and disagree with any administration.

- Hillary Clinton April 28, 2003
--

Post by NickyK
Pick Your Reason
When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, other
than they didn't like "W", give them this list. They can then pick a
reason.
10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

[Clint]

I think one of the ones should have been "I voted democrat because I
honestly feel I can continue to spend more and more of other people's money
and it won't run out."

Clint

Post by NickyK
Pick Your Reason
When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, other
than they didn't like "W", give them this list. They can then pick a
reason.
10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.